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poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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deniablesmiles:

the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

That description.

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Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.
Things I’ll teach my children (via wanksclub)

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thatfunnyblog:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

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thehummusoffensive:

Whenever I lose a follower I always wonder what post they saw that made them go nope, fuck this guy.

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dangruchy:

if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day

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Sometimes it’s best to pretend the show ended before the series finale

Fans everywhere (via randomstuffilike1995)

It doesn’t even matter what the show is

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charlesxavir:

tom hiddleston, michael fassbender, and benedict cumberbatch greet a gathering of small marine life

charlesxavir:

tom hiddleston, michael fassbender, and benedict cumberbatch greet a gathering of small marine life

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aligayforpayliebert:

Whenever you fuck up just remember that Willow forgot to dig Buffy up before resurrecting her and you can never fuck up worse than that.

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