lollians:

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.

(Source: urbxngod)

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blackmorgan:

comediva:

here to defeat his brother Lokitty

blackmorgan:

comediva:

here to defeat his brother Lokitty

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Sleeping With A Friend- Neon Trees

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lumos5001:

Damn lord it is outstanding

i think it’s my new favorite pic in a long long time. this ones staying for a while guys

It’s awesome

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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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dragonbadgerhugs:

youcantbreakthatwhichisntyours:

castielcampbell:

eccoecco:

despairchihiro:

"ugh tumblr is so hypocritical smh"

well the site has over 1 million users and the closest thing to agreement is that they all dislike wasps what the FUCK were you expecting

i actually like wasps

you just couldn’t go with the flow COULD you! just HAD to be our SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE!

What now? Umbridge Sympathizers?!

I like Umbridge I think she’s swell

image

(Source: hopepunk-remade)

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dancys:

@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way* 

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meulindaleijon:

crazyqueerclassicist:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

somewhatdorky:

choosechoice:

A sex ed class in 1929

this chick

she knows what’s up

Every face in there is so priceless

Those 3 girls in the front row

this is the greatest thing on the internet

meulindaleijon:

crazyqueerclassicist:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

somewhatdorky:

choosechoice:

A sex ed class in 1929

this chick

image

she knows what’s up

Every face in there is so priceless

Those 3 girls in the front row

this is the greatest thing on the internet

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unshaped:

"i hope you step on 7 legos" and my all time favorite "I’m used to it"

(Source: officialsamwinchester)

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